27.10.07
Hard blow (Now, you can play around)
Teen girl: Ugh, it stinks in here!
Woman in stall: There's a book in the gift shop called Everyone Poops. You should look into it.
Overheard by: i just had to pee
Small child, trying a Sprite: I don't like it.
Dad: If you don't like the taste, just spit it out.
Mom: I've heard that one before...
Guy: Hey, I'm lookin' for a book.
Lady behind the counter: Um, okay. Did you have any particular one in mind?
Guy, laughing: No. Hell no. I don't fuckin' read. I'm just lookin' for something I can take over to Central Park so I can get hit on by chicks who think I'm smart and shit.
Lady behind counter: Try Nietzsche...