Hard blow (Now, you can play around)

Teen girl: Ugh, it stinks in here!
Woman in stall: There's a book in the gift shop called Everyone Poops. You should look into it.

Overheard by: i just had to pee

Small child, trying a Sprite: I don't like it.
Dad: If you don't like the taste, just spit it out.
Mom: I've heard that one before...

Guy: Hey, I'm lookin' for a book.
Lady behind the counter: Um, okay. Did you have any particular one in mind?
Guy, laughing: No. Hell no. I don't fuckin' read. I'm just lookin' for something I can take over to Central Park so I can get hit on by chicks who think I'm smart and shit.
Lady behind counter: Try Nietzsche...

Comments

[ZEL]

Joyeux Noël !

[Carmen]

Ash, i wasn't that far...
And perhaps, SOMEDAY, your blog will let me post a comment ! GRRRR !
Do something right now or i kill you with a rusted spoon ! xD

[Ash]

Cool, you're back!!!

[zazou]

I'm sorry